Well, it finally happened. I sat down to write this month’s installation of A Column No One Reads, and I’m completely and totally uninspired. This is to be expected. My predeccessor, Jason Long, warned me it would happen, and I rest easy knowing I am in good company.
In his 20 plus years of writing Long Winded, Jason wrote frequently of writer’s block and the fact he had nothing to say. Unlike me, he usually followed those introductions with a history lesson or a satirical version of some KBA meeting. Sweet and brilliant Jason.
As I’ve said many times, I am no Jason Long.
Needless to say, if this lawyering thing doesn’t work out (and it feels as though that’s the trend), I now have a comfortable future in garage door sales.
Read the full article in the February issue of DICTA, Volume 51, Issue 2.